Right, so supposedly kids who wear skinny jeans have small tollies and can't produce sperm things. So that means if you wear baggy pant(s) then you. uh. are a fatty mcfat fat and have a super large winky that is super large big big.
Like Justin and Jes Jes who vandalised the Slow Swimmers' poster said: Who wants a girlfriend pregnant now anyway? We wear skinny jeans to show off our lovely physique. and you wear baggy jeans so that we can't see the stretch marks and cellulite flabbing out and all gross stuff.
skinny kids have small tollies.
fat kids have big stomachs, waistlines, man boobs, a high blood pressure, cankles and a MASSIVE NTOTO.
everyone wins. everyone has their problems. so stop hating.
bitches.
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